Story #1

Here's the Story of a very h... woman,  She decides it time to try the on-line dating meeting thing.  She has no idea what she is in for.

As far as she is concerned she is the ruler of her life she knows every game a man can play.

She makes up her Profile.  Even adds a little daring picture of herself.  Now she waits for them to approve her.  Heck she even pays for the service.

Next day.  Profile is approved.  She has 2 emails in her inbox.  Wooho.   Agggh  they are from the web site admin.

Now a real live man has sent a email.  He sends a picture along with the email.  She says oh he's cute.  Let me talk to him.  Off goes a email.  Several email go back & forth.  Next he ask for her number.  She sends it to him.  But now he writes back when is the best time to call.  He's not to bright is he.  I gave my number call me now.  So she writes back telling him all the times its ok to call.  Like even now.

 

It's a day before he calls.  She hears his strong manly voice.  His voice alone starts her heart pumping faster.

They agree to meet in the major city the following weekend.

They meet and have a pleasant dinner together. They take a walk around the area.  Then she asks him after seeing at his neck he appears to not have any body hair.  He admits to shaving his chest.  She is done with him thats all to weird for her.  

So calls it a night goes home.  Agggh  where did he come from?  Shaving his chest !!!  Yuck!